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英语笑话:A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机

7已有 767 次阅读  2012-02-28 14:39   标签司机  pull  英语笑话  stopped 
  A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.
  "Yes, sir," replied the driver.
  "Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"
"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.
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  • jujusun 2012-02-28 21:08
    Very good excuse! If I get caught by a police officer because of speeding...I would say to him: "I don't know English" and then start to cry.
  • z8610 2012-02-29 09:23
    jujusun: Very good excuse! If I get caught by a police officer because of speeding...I would say to him: "I don't know English" and then start
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