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几个有趣的英语句子--总有一天你的王子会出现

3已有 392 次阅读  2017-07-07 11:31   标签英语  英语句子  funny 
1. Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts...

2. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

3. Who says nothing is impossible I've been doing nothing for years.

4. I used to be schizophrenic but now both of us are alright.

5. I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?

6. He is swearing to drunk that he is not God.

7. Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

8. Today is the first day of the rest of your life...And if that doesn't work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life...

9. Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

10. Looking at school books and thinking - What a waste of a tree!
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