Funny quotes about friendship
1. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
2. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
3. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
4. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
5. Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
6. A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
7. There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
8. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
9. When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
-Diane Von Furstenberg
10. The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money